Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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