there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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