Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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