Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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