it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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