you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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