Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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