I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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