u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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