thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Already got asked if we're dating
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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