This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Enjoy the penises
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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