apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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