went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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