I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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