is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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