Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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