playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Help. Why am I so naked?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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