I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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