She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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