There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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