Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
