Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
Randomize
