if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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