Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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