What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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