oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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