how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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