I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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