i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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