so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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