My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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