I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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