i barfeds in our rink
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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