Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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