just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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