grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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