I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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