We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
operation have a gay friend backfired
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
They took my balls.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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