sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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