You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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I need you to use more vowels.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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