awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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