I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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