I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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