I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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