If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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