when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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