i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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