I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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