There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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