Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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