smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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