She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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