with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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